Episode 3 - "Firecracker"

Beaveri: "Elloo! it's me Beaveri here again and tonight I'm going to show you part of my life and what It means to break to somebodys house and how wrong is it.
Only problem is that we don't have anyone to rob so I choose someone from the roster and that lucky guy was Hitman Goose"

Beaveri: " so now I will only show you this tape and I hope that you guys enjoy"

* Videoclip starts to play*
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YESTERDAY 1.30A.M

Beaveri: "Shh I'm here in front of Hitman Goose's house dressed in black cause that way he may not see me so easy.
Now turn that camera in to nightvision and after that we are ready to go."

15 MINUTES LATER

Beaveri: "Ok so now I'm in front of Hitman Goose's frontdoor and only thing that we have to do is lockpick that door and that's why I have this weird thing in my hand."

Beaveri: " now that we are in let's go to check kitchen"

* Beaveri makes his way to kitchen and looks in to living room and Goose sit's there at the couch and...*

Beaveri: "Is he looking at porn?"

5 MINUTES LATER AT KICHEN

Beaveri: " Now that I'm here let's make some impact. I have these firecrackers that I was planning to blow up here at kitchen so let's get ready to rumble but before I make things ready I have to taste that sandwich.

FEW MINUTES LATER

*There's big light show going on at Hitman Goose's kitchen and camera shows him running to kitchen and screaming pretty loudly*
*Beaveri is laughing so much that he almost as red as firetruck*
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Beaveri: " Okay that sure was fun but I'm going to show you guys something that will make you all laugh, cause Hitman Goose accomplished to make 911 call that day."

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Dispatcher: "911 What is your emergency?"

Hitman Goose: "Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich."

Dispatcher: "Excuse me?"

Hitman Goose: "I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it."

Dispatcher: "Was anything else taken?"

Hitman Goose: "No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it! Oh yeah and my popcorn machine exploded."
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Beaveri: " So as we all see if you break in to someone's house make sure that they have popcorn machine and Goose sorry about that sandwich, it sure was good"

You silly little Beaveri. I'd like to let you know that I have since installed ATD alarms in my house and I have also fitted my garage door with two automatic gun turrents. They are activated by motion after 10 P.M. So far only the neighbors dog has been killed. That's what he gets for dropping a deuce on my lawn.

OMG! You ate his ham and cheese sandwich! It's the crime of the century! You should be arrested! and callmegoose, are you serious about the guns?

y shouldn't he