Episode 4 - "Marco Polo"

"Elloo!! it's me Beaveri here again and today there's some special guest in our show. Someone who can be as crazy as me. Ladies and gentleman Satan''s Apprentice, the Piss Artist."

Satan''s Apprentice: "Well hello Beaveri and today we are going to.."

Beaveri: "isn't that my line? and today we are going to get fucked."

Satan''s Apprentice: "No we don't I'm married if you remember and I don't cheat my wife."

Beaveri: "Err you are married with a Buffarillo, sorry."
*Buffarillo= An obese woman bigger than a buffalo and uglier than a gorilla.*

Beaveri: "Okey then we are going to arrested."

Satan''s Apprentice: "We cannot do that cause in still at parole."

Beaveri: "WTF MAN? you cannot do anything that's funny??? well then I use you at my next show as my special guest when we do something that's not so fun"

Satan''s Apprentice: "I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

Beaveri: "So now I will show how to get arrested"

15 MINUTES LATER AT DOWNTOWN

Beaveri: "So now we just have to find a police car and let it fly."

*Police car appears in few minutes and Beaveri walks to that car*
*Beaveri knocks to the window of that police car and police opens the window*

Officer:"Can I help you?"

Beaveri: "WoW hey man I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."

Officer: "What did you say?"

Beaveri: "Okey sorry about that I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter."

Officer: "Are you trying to be rude or something?"

Beaveri: "I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant."

Officer: "Insignificant? Hey one more insult and I will put you to jail."

Beaveri: "Who me? Nah I just wander from room to room in there."

Officer: "I can see you are already visualizing that."

Beaveri: "What? I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Officer: "Hey you this is you're last warning after that *bla bla bla bla bla
*Beaveri:(It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.)*
bla bla bla so i can make you're life pretty bad. LIKE s**t."

Beaveri: "I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it."

Officer: "That's it come here you....."
*Beaveri starts to run towards a building and goes there to hide*

NEXT DAY

Cameraman: "Well I'm sorry that Beaveri not here and if you guys think that why. Here's a piece of daily newspaper.See you next time

Police checked the area and found an open door in the back of building. An officer went inside and called out, "Marco"?.
The man's name was not Marco, detective said. Instead "the officer was trying to inject some humor into the situation."
Police found the suspect after he responded "Polo."

LOL!!! Nice TEU, keep up the good work.